misc jokes

Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a large puddle of oil. They see a worm on the other side. One bird flies over and the other one swims through the puddle.

Which one gets to the worm first?

The one who swam, of course, because, "da oily boid gets da woim."

There are different types of country dancing.... square, round and line.

No one ever told me you need a year of geometry before you can learn to dance!