misc jokes

Q. Where did the Egyptian Mummy go to get her back fixed?
A. The Cairo..practor!

Recently while attending a dinner party, by way of conversation, the guest seated beside me asked "do you stir your coffee with your right hand or your left?” to which I replied "My right hand”. The response "interesting indeed, I stir mine with a spoon!”

Q: Have you noticed that cars in England have the steering wheels on the wrong side of the car?
A: No. They’re on the right side of the car

A little boy was doing his homework one evening and turned to his father and said,
“Dad, where would I find the Andes?
“Don’t ask me,” said the father. “Ask your mother. She puts everything away in this house.”