misc jokes

Q: Why did your mom bring a spoon to the super-bowl?
A: She wanted to eat it all!!

1. Why are round pizzas put in square boxes?

2. If a deaf person must appear in court, is it still called a hearing?

3. Why does the sign read, “Enter at your own risk"... who else could you risk other than yourself?

4. If it's called "frying pan" is it OK to boil something in it?

5. Why doesn't every doughnut have nuts in it?

Why did the author write his novel in the basement?

He wanted to write a best cellar.

An ardent preacher used to start the day only after reading the first verse he read from the cut open Bible and used it as God's daily message to him. One day as usual he cut opened the bible and read the verse “he went and hanged himself’” not fair, he told himself and cut opened the bible and read another verse, “you go and do the same.”