relationship jokes

Two old friends were chatting. One said to the other, "My 85th birthday was yesterday. The wife gave me an SUV."

Other guy responded, "Wow, that's amazing! Imagine that, an SUV... what a great gift!"

"Yup! Socks, Underwear, AND Viagra!"

While attending a marriage seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He addressed the men, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"

Tom, smiling but looking a little nervous, leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's self-rising flour, right?"

When she got flowers from her husband on Valentine's Day, my daughter quickly opened the card. All it said was, "No."

What did that mean? She called her husband and asked him.

"I didn't attach any message. The florist asked if I had a message and I said, 'No'."