relationship jokes

I love you more than yesterday...

Yesterday you just got on my nerves!

I just want a really nice guy who has a job...

And the missing half of the golden amulet!

Sally told her boyfriend that she wanted to walk down the aisle...

So he agreed, and took her grocery shopping.

Beautician: "Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance?"

Man: "It did for a while... then it fell off."