relationship jokes

Category: "Relationship Jokes"
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My girlfriend isn't talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday.

Not sure how I did that...

I didn't even know it was her birthday!

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posted by "RobertAlex" |
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Boy: Do you love me?

Girl: Yes dear.

Boy: Would you die for me?

Girl: No, mine is an undying love.

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posted by "kjk" |
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening...

But tonight with you wasn't it.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Tom: "If your girlfriend and your best friend were drowning, who would you save?"

Hardy: "I don't know, that's a tough one."

Tom: "Why is that?"

Hardy: "Well, what were they doing together in the first place?"

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posted by "alexander" |