My girlfriend isn't talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday.
Not sure how I did that...
I didn't even know it was her birthday!
Boy: Do you love me?
Girl: Yes dear.
Boy: Would you die for me?
Girl: No, mine is an undying love.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening...
But tonight with you wasn't it.
Tom: "If your girlfriend and your best friend were drowning, who would you save?"
Hardy: "I don't know, that's a tough one."
Tom: "Why is that?"
Hardy: "Well, what were they doing together in the first place?"