relationship jokes

Category: "Relationship Jokes"
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If you don't know what to talk about on a first date, try mentioning Global Warming.

It's a huge Icebreaker.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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My new girlfriend told me I'm terrible in bed.

I told her it's unfair to make a judgement in less than a minute.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Magic is awesome.

Do you know the name of the magical stick that makes men disappear?

The pregnancy stick.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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I tried to re-marry my ex-wife…

But she figured out I was only after my money!

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |