relationship jokes

Category: "Relationship Jokes"
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What do you call those who fully listen to both sides of an argument?

Neighbors.

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posted by "aod318" |
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When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, covered in bee stings and smelling like honey...

You know she's a keeper!

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Girlfriend: "Am I pretty or ugly?"

Boyfriend: "You're both."

Girlfriend: "What do you mean?"

Boyfriend: "You're pretty ugly."

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posted by "Psalmlocoh" |
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History and statistics show that lightning strikes men five times more often than women...

But I think they got the wrong count for how many times women strike men.

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posted by "Bill McMillan" |