relationship jokes

My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again.

MAN, I sure am LUCKY!

I mean, first I win the lottery and now THIS!!!

"You're beautiful and I love you!" I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff.

My echo replied, "I just want to be friends!"

In a moment of closeness, she whispered, "I love you dearly!"

Now, he was an avid hunter and he heard, "I love you deerly!"

In order to continue the romance, he said, "And I love you bearly!"

But, alas, she heard, "I love you barely!"

Here, we must paws...

A man and his wife attended a dinner party at the home of their friends. Near the end of the meal, the wife reprimanded her husband. "That's the third time you've gone for dessert," she scolded. "The hostess must think you're selfish and an absolute pig."

"I don't think so," he said. "I've been telling her it's for you."