Whenever my wife uses the phrase, "I was thinking... "
That means I either have to move, build, paint, or buy something."
You know you've still got it when you're walking across the beach with your wife and there's a couple of young girls waving at you while she isn't looking.
There's no way that I was ever gonna swim out that far to save them though.
I once dated a geologist, but the relationship was just too rocky.
I was crushed.
For her birthday, the only gift I got my wife is an alarm clock that swears at her instead of beeping.
She is in for a rude awakening.