relationship jokes
Favorite this joke Eve: "My dear Jack is so forgetful."
Celia: "I agree. At the party last night I had to keep reminding him that it's you that he's engaged to and not me."
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when the wife is pregnant,
Tension is when the girlfriend is pregnant.
Panic is when BOTH are pregnant!
If a woman says she'll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be...
There's no need to remind her every half hour.
I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I so bad with women?"
She said, "I'm Alexa you moron."
Free Daily Joke