I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing...
If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
How do vampires start their letters?
"Tomb it may concern..."
What do you do when you see a SPACEMAN?
You park your car in it!
“Everyone in the bus,” the bus driver shouted so he could close the live bus door and pull away from the curb.
“No,” a female voice called. “I’m not inside yet. Wait until I get my clothes on!”
Everyone in the bus turned to catch a glimpse of the woman. She finally managed to get on the bus—with a large basket of laundry.