The wife, whose husband has a collection of guitars, was before the judge after smashing every single one of them.
The judge ask s, "First offender?"
She replied, "No, your honor. First a Gibson, second a Fender."
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good...
Give a man a fish and you will feed him for the day.
Teach a man to fish...
And he's going to spend a fortune on gear he'll use twice a year!
What might you call a small, puny chicken?
Paltry!