What do you get when you cross a bird with a zero?
A flying none.
She was only a whisky maker...
But he loved her still!
When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive.
It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.
Which letter is silent in "scent"...
Is it the 'C' or the 'S'?