Best Jokes

I was inspecting a communications facilities in Alaska. Since I had little experience in flying in small planes, I was nervous when we approached a landing strip in a snow-covered area. The pilot descended to just a couple hundred feet, then gunned both engines, climbed, and circled back. While my heart pounded, the passenger beside me seemed calm.

"I wonder why he didn't land," I said.

"He was checking to see if the landing strip was plowed," the man said.

As we made a second approach, I glanced out the window. "It looks plowed to me," I commented.

"No," my seat mate said. "It hasn't been cleared for some time."

"How can you tell?" I asked.

"Because," the man informed me, "I'm the guy who drives the plow."

A college professor was giving a big science test. Upon collecting the tests she noticed a note attached to one of them with a $100 bill underneath it. The note read, “One dollar per point please.”

The professor returned the test the following with $40 and a note attached. The note read, “Here's your $40 change.”

One day a large number of forest animals were watching two skunks having a knock-down, drag-out argument.

The argument was pretty even, so they each turned their backs on the other and let go with their odor, spraying each other.

An old bear standing on the side said, “I guess they each had to get in their two scents worth.”