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Favorite this joke I met a genie once. He gave me one wish.
I said, “I wish I could be you.”
The genue saud, "Weurd wush, but U wull grant ut."
I’m at the library, and for some reason, when I plug my flash drive into the computer, it doesn’t show up. I keep trying, but nothing happens.
As an IT major, I know I can figure this out. So I spend 15 minutes changing settings and inserting and removing the flash drive.
Then a girl sitting next to me taps my shoulder and says, “You’re plugging into my computer, not yours.”
Little Johnny rushes inside, out of breath and shouts, "Mother! Mother! Give me some money for the poor old man that's shouting along the road!"
His mother replies, "What is he shouting?"
"Ice creams! Come get your ice cream..."
I think there's something wrong with my girlfriend.
She's hallucinating.
She keeps telling me she's seeing other people.
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