My wife said last night: "You treat our marriage like it's some sort of game."
Unfortunately, this cost her 12 points and a bonus chance.
The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb “to walk” in simple present.
The student: I walk... you walk…
The teacher interrupts him: Quicker, please.
The student: I run... you run…
My uncle was crushed by a piano....
His funeral was very low key
My uncle, a courtroom artist, was arrested last night.
At this posting, details are sketchy.