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Favorite this joke A little girl asks her father: "Daddy, what is corruption?"
"Go bring me a beer and I'll tell you."
"But mommy said you should stop drinking!"
"Get yourself an ice-cream too while you bring me that beer."
"Oh, okay!"
Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder, and a giraffe walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “What is this? Some kind of joke?”
In the men's room at work, the Boss had placed a sign directly above the sink. It had a single word on it -- "Think!"
The next day, when he went to the men's room, he looked at the sign and right below, immediately above the soap dispenser, someone had carefully lettered another sign which read -- "Thoap!"
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