Best Jokes

Tom & Jane just got married and moved into an apartment in New York City filling it with all of the precious items they received as wedding gifts. One day, they received in the mail two tickets for a popular show in the city, with a single line written on the envelope: "Guess who sent them."

Jacob and Mindy assumed that it was a belated wedding present and while they enjoyed the show immensely, they spent the whole evening trying to figure out who the tickets were from.

On their return home from the show, Jacob and Mindy were met with a disastrous sight: their apartment had been stripped of every one of their wedding presents, every article of value in the apartment. And on the bare table in the dining-room was a piece of paper on which was written a note on an envelope: "Now you know!"

The six year old asked his grandpa how old he was. Grandpa decided to have some fun and replied, "I really don't know."

The boy said, "Why don't your look in your underwear?"

"Why would I do that?" he replied in wonder.

"Well mine says 4 to 6 and I am six years old."

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

There go the lights again...

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys - and this guy's got two of'em.

That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

Uh Oh! Page 47 is missing!

Raining cats and dogs today...

Stepping into many poodles as I'm walking towards the bus stop.