I'm one step closer to my goal for GETTING RICH...
All I need now is money!
What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill?
A lambslide.
Me: *Tells joke to wife*
*Silence*
Me: *Repeats joke to wife*
Wife: “Oh no, I heard you.”
The only time the world beats a path to your door...
Is when you're in the bathroom!