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My Son The Lawyer
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My son is studying to become a lawyer, so I texted him...

"If you tickle a man to death by accident... is it manslaughter???

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Pizza Coupon
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Dispatching her ten-year-old son to pick up a pizza, my sister handed him money and a two-dollar coupon.

Later he came home with the pizza and the coupon.

When asked to explain, he replied, "Mom, I had enough money. I didn't need the coupon."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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I’m So Glad
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Little Johnny: I’m so glad you named me Little Johnny.

Mother: Why do you say that?

Little Johnny: Because that’s what all the kids in school call me.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Bark-Code Equipment
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A lady came to an IT shop and asked the shop assistant, “Do you have Bark-code equipment?”

The shop assistant was confused and answered, “Madam, you probably mean a Bar-code reader, don't you?”

The lady said, “No, I want to understand why my dog is barking at me!”

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posted by "TomasK" |