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Favorite this joke A pessimist and an optimist were on a hike and they came across railroad tracks at a tunnel.
The Pessimist looked in and said, "I see a light and the train is coming."
The Optimist looked and said, "Don't worry, we have time."
The Engineer operating the train said, "Why are those morons still standing on the track?"
"I broke a mirror in my house and I’m supposed to get seven years of bad luck... but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."
My wife has weekly lessons with Satan on how to be more evil...
I can vouch that what ever she charges him is well worth it!
I dreamt I was drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night...
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta-sea.
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