What does the world’s top dentist get?
A little plaque.
Tim: Down at the bus stop, everyone is hunting for a few quarters someone dropped?
Tom: I suppose you were looking around too.
Tim: No, I was just standing there with my foot on the quarters.
BARBER: (To a long-haired teenager) You're next.
TEENAGER: I'm not waiting for a haircut.
BARBER: What are you waiting for?
TEENAGER: Nothing. My Dad's looking for me and this is the last place in the world he would look.
When I asked my boss for a salary rise because I was doing the work of three men.
He said he couldn't increase my pay, but if I told him the names of the three men he'd fire them.