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So Old
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I am so old...

When walking into a bar they checked my pulse instead of my ID!

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posted by "Ben" |
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Going To Be An Astronaut
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Mother: I think our son is going to be an astronaut.

Father: What makes you think that?

Mother: I spoke to his teacher today. She said he is taking up space.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Worst Car Smell
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Mom 1: What’s the worst car smell ever?

Mom 2: What?

Mom 1: Teenage boy wearing too much body spray eating fast food.

Mom 2: At least he had his shoes on!

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posted by "DebDCE" |
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Skunks Under a Church
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What did one skunk say to the other skunk under the church building?

"Let us spray..."

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posted by "pabob45" |