Best Jokes

My dad's last words before he kicked the bucket was...

"How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Typists are very important people.

They are key employees.

Q: What do you call a guy who never farts in public?

A: A private tutor.

The older police detective stopped by my house and asked where i was between 5 & 6?

I respectfully replied, "Kindergarten, sir."