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Favorite this joke Two brothers received a sled for Christmas. After they played in the snow for a half-hour, Billy was in tears.
Their father said, "John, I told you to let Billy use the sled half the time."
John replied, "I did! I used it going down and Billy used it going up!"
Cop: You know how fast you were going?
Guy: Sorry officer, I was just trying to catch up with traffic.
Cop: What traffic? The road is empty.
Guy: Yea, that's how far behind I am.
Two actuaries are duck hunting. They see a duck in the air and they both shoot.
The first actuary’s shot is 20 feet wide to the left.
The second actuary’s shot is 20 feet wide to the right.
The actuaries give each other high fives, because on average they shot it.
If a parsley farmer is sued...
Could they garnish his wages?
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