Mary was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best friend, "They're driving me nuts. Such pests, they give me no rest."
"What you need is a playpen to separate the kids from yourself," her friend said.
So Mary bought a playpen.
A few days later, her friend called to ask how things were going.
"Superb! I can't believe it," Mary said. "I get in that pen with a good book and the kids don't bother me one bit!"
This homeschooling is not working out... I just heard my child say, "I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year!"
Two chickens were at a crossroad. One road led to KFC and the other one led to Popeyes.
The two chickens decided to part ways. The chicken that went to KFC was killed immediately. The chicken that went to Popeyes was left alone.
He forgot to bring his own bun.
What do all the people that spell U in place of YOU do with all that spare time?