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Favorite this joke After trying to for hours to get my daughters to clean their room, I burst in and yelled, "GET THIS ROOM CLEAN NOW, BEFORE I HAVE A COW!!!"
My youngest daughter (3 years old) looked at me with a very puzzled expression and said, "You mean you'd get rid of us and have a cow instead?"
Did anyone hear about that new reality show Justin Bieber's got out now?
It's called "Leave it to Bieber"!
Boss: Why your performance has not improved this year?
Employee: Because I didn't get good incentives.
Boss: Why didn't you get good incentives?
Employee: Because my performance has not improved this year???
I got gas today for $1.49...
Unfortunately, it was Taco Bell.
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