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Noodles
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Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An Impasta

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Bob Mc Crob" |
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Keep Your Teeth Together?
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What helps keep your teeth together?

What else, Toothpaste!

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CATEGORY Dentist Jokes
posted by "Richard Felt" |
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Close Friends
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I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet...

I don’t know 'y'.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Vermont Maple Syrup
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Two guys went to a local pancake house that served real Vermont maple syrup but charged extra for it.

So the guys went to a supermarket, bought their own Vermont maple syrup, and brought it to the pancake house.

They didn't want to get caught, so they were forced to pass the bottle between them... syrupticiously.

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CATEGORY Word Play Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |