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Favorite this joke A city slicker goes to visit his cousin who owns an apple orchard. The cousin takes him out to show him the bountiful crop on the trees.
The city slicker sees all the apples and asks, "How many apples grow on trees?"
His cousin smiles and says, "All of them."
A woman went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss. She gave a personal check in payment and said to the clerk, "I suppose you will want some identification."
He replied, without hesitation, "No ma'am, that won't be necessary."
"How come?" asked the woman.
"Crooks don't usually buy peat moss," answered the clerk.
Today I scared the mailman by going to the door in my underwear.
I don't know what scared him more, seeing me in my underwear or the fact that I knew where he lived.
“My extra winter weight is finally gone.
"Now, I have spring rolls.”
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