Best Jokes

What happened when they crossed a carrier pigeon with a woodpecker?

The bird not only delivered the mail, but also knocked on the door.

Think about it...

Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he absolutely had to!

Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!

Q: How does the Easter bunny keep his fur neat?
A: With a harebrush!

Q: What kind of books do rabbits like?
A: Ones with hoppy endings!

Q: Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
A: It might crack up!

Q: Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?
A: Because the powder puff is on the other end!

Q: What did one colored egg say to the other?
A: "Heard any good yolks lately"?

Q: How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
A: Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

Q: How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
A: Only one. After that, it's not empty!

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!