Best Jokes

A customer walks into a restaurant and orders a bowl of soup. The waiter brings it out and there's a fly in the bowl.

"Waiter, this soup has a fly in it," the customer says. "Please bring me another."

The waiter walks into the kitchen and tells the chef, "Another fly for the customer."

Girlfriend: Wanna see a magic trick?

Boyfriend: Sure babe!

Girlfriend: BAM! You're single.

Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'"
Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"