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A woman walked into a library and wondered whether they had any books about paranoia.

The librarian replied, “They’re right behind you.”

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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I said to my wife, "I need to call the doctor today."

"Which doctor?" she asked.

"No, the regular kind."

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "raza" |
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A man was lying in a hospital, covered in bandages from head to toe. The guy in the next bed said, ”What do you do for a living?”

The bandaged man replied, “I used to be a window cleaner.”

“Oh, when did you give that up?”

“About halfway down.”

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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To succeed in life, you need three things...

A wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.

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posted by "worldHappyMan" |