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Favorite this joke The fisherman got such a reputation for stretching the truth that he bought a pair of scales and insisted on weighing every fish he caught, in the presence of witnesses.
One day a doctor borrowed the fisherman's scales to weigh a new born baby.
The baby weighed 40 pounds.
Patient: Lately I’ve had the feeling that everyone wants to take advantage of me.
Doctor: That’s nonsense.
Patient: Really? Thank you very much, doctor. I feel so much better now. How much do I owe you?
Doctor: How much have you got?
Woman: Doctor, please come quickly! My little boy has just swallowed my fountain pen!
Doctor: Of course, I’ll be right there. What are you doing in the meantime?
Woman: Using a pencil.
A dirty little boy was playing at the playground and walked up to his mother and asked, "Who am I?"
The mother replied, "I don't know! Who are you?"
The little boy said excitedly, "WOW! My teacher was right. She said that I was so dirty that even my own mother wouldn't recognize me."
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