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Doctor: Alright, I have your diagnosis.

Patient: Make it quick Doc, I don’t have all day.

Doctor: So who told you?

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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I once bought a dog off a blacksmith.

As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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My husband and I divorced over religious differences.

He thought he was God and I didn't.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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"Well, I reckon you've been a pretty good horse," said the farmer. "You work hard and I ain't had to call the vet on you much. I only wish you pulled the plow a little faster."

"NO!" said the horse, "I said 'feedbag' not 'feedback'."

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |