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Favorite this joke Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes...
That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
"Guess what?" yelled my high schooler as he burst through the door. "I got a 100 on the Spanish quiz that I didn’t even know we were having."
"That’s great!" I said. "But why didn’t you know about the quiz?"
"Because our teacher told us about it in Spanish."
Boy: "How old are you?"
Girl: "I'm not saying. You know, you shouldn't ask a girl her age."
Boy: "Oh, okay. By the way, what's your email address?"
Girl: "It's suzie1993@gmail.com, why?"
I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician...
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
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