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Favorite this joke A mother brought her child to school to register him. However, the child was only five and the age required was six.
“I think,” the mother said to the principal, “that he can pass the six-year-old test.”
“We’ll see,” replied the principal. Then to the child, the principal said, “Son, just say a few words that come to your mind.”
“Do you want logically connected sentences,” asked the child, “or purely irrelevant words?”
I wanted to thank everyone for defining the word "plethora" for me...
It means a whole lot to me!
My doctor told me I need to get more cardio exercise and my wife agreed with him. I said, "What about love making, does that count?"
My wife said, "Yes, but I think you're going to need more than three minutes a day."
A defector from another country moves in to an apartment in Chicago, and his new neighbor asks what his apartment back home was like.
“Oh, it was perfect,” the defector says. “I could not complain.”
“What about your job?”
“Oh, my job was perfect. I could not complain.”
“And the food?”
“Oh, the food was perfect. I could not complain.”
“So if everything was perfect in North Korea, why did you move?”
The man says, “Here I can complain.”
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