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Favorite this joke A man asks his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"
His wife says, "Take half and leave you."
The man replies, "Great! I won 12 bucks, here is six, now get out!"
My husband told me that I am one of the eight wonders of the world...
I warned him not to let me catch him with any of the other seven!!!
I’ve decided I’ll never get down to my original weight and I’m okay with that...
After all, 6 lbs 3 oz is just not realistic.
People often say, “Elephants never forget!”
But exactly what is it that an elephant needs to remember?
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