Best Jokes

Moe: Did you hear about the trouble in the bakery last night?

Joe: No, what happened?

Moe: Two stale buns tried to get fresh.

Father: Look at all these bills! Taxes, rent, telephone, clothes, food. The cost of living is going up everywhere. I’d be happy if just one thing went down.

Little Johnny: Dad, here’s my report card.

A man goes into the doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, I’ve swallowed a watch. What should I do?”

“Take these pills,” says the doctor. “They should help you pass the time.”