You know you're having a bad day when...
Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George.
You know you're having a bad day when...
Your pet rock snaps at you.
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police.
The officer looked at the guy's photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him.
"Yes," she replied. "Please tell him Mother didn't come after all."
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?