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Your battery is at 2% and you see your boss upload pictures of himself and his family...
Wanting to impress him, you quickly comment "cool pics" but auto correct changes it to "cool pigs"...
Just as your battery runs out.
Laura and Freddy are cousins, and their grandma is babysitting them for the day. Although Freddy's mom is the renowned chef in the family, Laura's mom prepared lunch earlier, including potatoes in the oven.
But one fell and got badly burnt. Grandma jumped on the occasion to show the kids how to draw with it on a piece of paper.
Sadly, Freddy frowned and then observed, "My mom would NEVER burn potatoes for me."
Claudia had just moved into a new apartment complex and was checking out her mailbox in the hallway.
The postman was just arriving and she curiously asked him, "Which slot is for 'outgoing mail'?"
The postman paused and replied, "Oh, that one that isn't bashful."
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