My grandfather invited me to pick pine nuts with him. We went to the same place he took me jack rabbit hunting as a kid. He told me when the nuts get ripe, the cones opens up and they fall on the ground. He said all we have to do is pick them up.

After a few hours of picking I said, "Grandpa, do know the new technique they use these days sort out the best ones?"

He said, "No, what is it?"

I said, "You put them in water and if they float they're not going to taste so good!"

"Mom, I wish I had the enough money to buy an elephant."

The mother asked, "Why do you want an elephant?"

The boy replied, "I never said I wanted an elephant, I just wish I had that much money."

If you ever need to know something, ask a teenager, they know everything!