Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies,
‘No, just leave it in the carton!’
Paul: What are you making?
Arthur: A brilliant new invention.
Paul: Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Arthur: Go ahead and laugh. They laughed at Edison, they laughed at Bell, they laughed at Geck.
Paul: Who's Geck?
Arthur: You mean you never heard of Charles Geck?
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Paul: No, what did he invent?
Arthur: Nothing, but they sure laughed at him.
A guy walks into a Wedding Reception.
He goes up to the Bartender and asks, "Is this the punch-line?"
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?
Halfway.