Past Winners

Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game (with their habits partially blocking the view), three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move.

In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah, there are only 100 nuns living there."

The second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana, there are only 50 nuns living there.

The third guy said," I want to go to Idaho, there are only 25 nuns living there."

One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet calm voice said,

"Why don't you go to Hell... there aren't any Nuns there."

What did the scientist say when he found two helium atoms?

"He-He!"

On his patrol a policeman came across four guys in a tree and he asked that they come down.

After they all came down the policeman asked, "Who are you guys?"

One of the guys replied, "Geez what a memory! We are the guys that were up in the tree!"

A wife comes downstairs before a dinner date with her husband.

"Do I look fat in this dress?" the wife asks.

"Do I look dumb in this shirt?" the husband replies.