What do you call it when you take a picture of your favorite bookcase?
A shelf-ie!
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin’ Catholic.
How easy is it to count in binary?
It’s as easy as 01 10 11.
As I shopped, the following announcement came over the department store's PA system...
"If someone here has a convertible with the top down, it just started raining... Towels are located in aisle five."