Past Winners

As I get older I realized....

I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.

Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a racehorse.

Doctor: Take one of these pills every 4 laps.

Mum, there's a man at the door collecting for the Old Folk's Home.

Shall I give him Grandma?"

Typists are very important people.

They are key employees.