What is the the difference in counting cattle vs sheep?
Counting cattle does not put you to sleep!
Rest In Peace boiled water...
...you will be mist.
Why did the ballplayer bring a rope to the game?
He wanted to tie the score.
Picked up a hitchhiker the other night and he asked me, "How did you know I was not a serial killer?"
I replied, "The chances of two serial killers in the same car are astronomical."