Past Winners

Husband and wife were having a discussion about their in-laws. The wife declares that she "hates" her in-laws.

The husband replies, "I like your mother-in-law more than I like mine!"

How do Spanish cows say thanks for the food that he eats?

“Moo-chas Grass-ias!”

What does a dog say before dinner?

BONE APPETITE!

Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. Johnny asked his mom, “Where’d he come from?”

"He came from heaven, Johnny.”

“Wow! I can see why they threw him out!”