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Two cannibals are munching on singer/musician Al Yankovic...

One says to the other, "Does this taste a little weird to you?"

Q: Why should you never give a bear alot of food?

A: Because they won't be able to bear it all.

An engineer and a psychiatrist meet up for their 20th college reunion.

The engineer says, "I'm surprised to see you still looking so young. I'd have thought listening to people's problems all day would have given you a mass of wrinkles."

The psychiatrist says, "You think we listen?"

A baby mouse sees a bat flying overhead and says, "Mom! I think I see an angel!"