Past Winners

A politician asked a well known author, "Did you know that 'Sumac' and 'Sugar' are the only two words in English, that begin with the letters 'Su' but are pronounced like 'Shu'?"

The author replied, "Sure."

Why do hamburgers always win races?

Because they're FAST FOOD!

I picked the wrong time to break up with my girlfriend. I made the mistake of doing this when the roller coaster we were on at the theme park was almost to the top, ready to plummet down the other side...

Needless to say, things went downhill from there.

Definition of Eternity: The last two minutes of a football game.